2014 is closing in and waiting to disappoint us all, the boys discuss their New Years plans, and what to do to improve our lives. In one fell swoop, Taco Bell both crushed Jeff and delighted Mauro by killing the Volcano Menu. Mauro brainstorms to make Jeff’s worthless life mean something before he turns 30 and it’s all over. We plot to pit Carlos and Sacco against each other in a Jerry Springer style confrontation, and much much more! Happy New Year, you nerds.