The nerds have pope fever. We talk about the new guy, and his colorful new neighborhood. Then we imagine winning the lottery, and talk about the stupid ways we would blow through the money.

The Nerds delve deep into the religious subculture of quitters and sexy parties. Kind of like Eyes Wide shut just older and gay, but Tom Cruise is still there. And we play Topic Roullete and answer some nerdy/sexy/crazy questions.